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Judge Charlene has a cracking wit and an intellect to match. She presided over important legal matters for many years offering her sage advice to both sides of the adversarial bench. She was a highly respected advocate for truth until… Now she lives by her wits and her home is the Territory where she free offers insight for those who are less fortunate then her. If you wish to seek her counsel please write to: You may be surprised at her guidance.
All answers are not meant as serious advice - simply satirical.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Why not write Judge "Chardy" Charlene - star of the short film "Marge" - and ask her advice on most anything?
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Dear Judge Chardy,
Can I ask a personal question, please? How come you are a Judge and yet you ended up a bag lady - what happened?
Concerned Citizen
Can I ask a personal question, please? How come you are a Judge and yet you ended up a bag lady - what happened?
Concerned Citizen
Dear Sticky Beak,
You can ask any question you want but it doesn't mean I am going to answer it! No, I will be open and honest in a most judicial way. So make yourself a cuppa and sit back in your comfy chair and I will give you an overview.
My path to the park bench has been fraught with personal challenges and disappointment. Once I was an idealistic young nubile woman highly educated and ambitious. I met a man who reflected those qualities and we got married and made a home, had three children while balancing my career within the judicial system. Unbeknown to me I was living a lie. Right under my eye my husband had his clerk under his desk. Puerile plans and actions were executed and I lost my home, family, career and the life I had created.
Don't get me wrong, Beak, I am a happy woman. I am free as a bird and I can voice my opinion any time I like. I am not restricted by the confines of respectability or the outworn doctrines of legal books. I don't have to sit and listen to liars (I mean lawyers) postulate the innocence of the guilty man. Sure my days are laced with a vinegar coated rhetoric sloshed down with a flagon of cheap plonk. Most importantly I don't have to answer the lecherous intent of a hypocrite.
Does that answer your question, Beak?
Have a nice day!
Judge Chardy Charlene
You can ask any question you want but it doesn't mean I am going to answer it! No, I will be open and honest in a most judicial way. So make yourself a cuppa and sit back in your comfy chair and I will give you an overview.
My path to the park bench has been fraught with personal challenges and disappointment. Once I was an idealistic young nubile woman highly educated and ambitious. I met a man who reflected those qualities and we got married and made a home, had three children while balancing my career within the judicial system. Unbeknown to me I was living a lie. Right under my eye my husband had his clerk under his desk. Puerile plans and actions were executed and I lost my home, family, career and the life I had created.
Don't get me wrong, Beak, I am a happy woman. I am free as a bird and I can voice my opinion any time I like. I am not restricted by the confines of respectability or the outworn doctrines of legal books. I don't have to sit and listen to liars (I mean lawyers) postulate the innocence of the guilty man. Sure my days are laced with a vinegar coated rhetoric sloshed down with a flagon of cheap plonk. Most importantly I don't have to answer the lecherous intent of a hypocrite.
Does that answer your question, Beak?
Have a nice day!
Judge Chardy Charlene
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