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What We've Been Up To In January
Most of January was taken up with the nail-chewing and waiting phase of "Marge". We got our DVD off to Tropfest with a week to spare and the Harlequin was interviewed by "The Chronicle" and photographed down by the lake with Pat. (Mouse over the button below to see the article)
And the winner is . . . . . to be announced at Tropfest on February 18th . . Unfortunately, Marge is not a finalist. We will put it up on the JestaCom website after 18/2 so all can see Marge - The Film That Should Have Won Tropfest 2007
And the winner is . . . . . to be announced at Tropfest on February 18th . . Unfortunately, Marge is not a finalist. We will put it up on the JestaCom website after 18/2 so all can see Marge - The Film That Should Have Won Tropfest 2007
Q. Still a virgin at 44. Is there any hope?
A. Taking "safe sex" just a little too seriously aren't we?
A. Taking "safe sex" just a little too seriously aren't we?
Article
Judge Charlene has a cracking wit and an intellect to match. She presided over important legal matters for many years offering her sage advice to both sides of the adversarial bench. She was a highly respected advocate for truth until… Now she lives by her wits and her home is the Territory where she free offers insight for those who are less fortunate then her. If you wish to seek her counsel please write to: You may be surprised at her guidance.
All answers are not meant as serious advice - simply satirical.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Dear Judge Charlene,
My life is not what I dreamed it would be. I don't have a boyfriend and I am in a job where I am treated really badly. Is there any hope for me and does life getter any better?
Regards, No hoper
Bendigo
My life is not what I dreamed it would be. I don't have a boyfriend and I am in a job where I am treated really badly. Is there any hope for me and does life getter any better?
Regards, No hoper
Bendigo
Dear No Hoper,
No, my life either but you don't hear me dribbling. What more can I say? You need to get a grip! How is anyone going to love you if you are trashing yourself? Stop smelling weeds - pick a rose for a change. My advice to you is that you need to take a long holiday - Bendigo for crikey sake! How can you camp under a tree in Bendigo? Look sweet-cakes, life is what you make it and if you want a boyfriend then make one - right? What are those ingredients again? Snot and snails and puppy dogs tails - yeah I think I am on to something here!
Judge - have barrow, will travel - Charlsy!
No, my life either but you don't hear me dribbling. What more can I say? You need to get a grip! How is anyone going to love you if you are trashing yourself? Stop smelling weeds - pick a rose for a change. My advice to you is that you need to take a long holiday - Bendigo for crikey sake! How can you camp under a tree in Bendigo? Look sweet-cakes, life is what you make it and if you want a boyfriend then make one - right? What are those ingredients again? Snot and snails and puppy dogs tails - yeah I think I am on to something here!
Judge - have barrow, will travel - Charlsy!
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