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Judge Charlene has a cracking wit and an intellect to match. She presided over important legal matters for many years offering her sage advice to both sides of the adversarial bench. She was a highly respected advocate for truth until… Now she lives by her wits and her home is the Territory where she free offers insight for those who are less fortunate then her. If you wish to seek her counsel please write to: You may be surprised at her guidance.
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Dear Judge Chardy,
I've been reading your column over the past few months and I kind of get it - you know, why you prefer to live on a park bench instead of a house like the rest of us. The one part I don't understand is what you do at Christmas. How do you cope without having a festive season?
Concerned Citizen
I've been reading your column over the past few months and I kind of get it - you know, why you prefer to live on a park bench instead of a house like the rest of us. The one part I don't understand is what you do at Christmas. How do you cope without having a festive season?
Concerned Citizen
Dear Ning Nong,
You don't get it do you? Everyday is Christmas when you live your life free as a bird. Do you realize that at this time of the year I can pick up such bargains at the clothing bins? So many consumer fools are out there updating their running shorts and Gucci sunglasses. Last Christmas I got a great little transistor radio and the batteries lasted till Easter. People are so busy replacing "things" they don't get their true value out of their possessions.
I love this time of year actually, half finished bottles of beer at the Lake, not quite empty glasses of wine and spirits - it's like New Years Eve goes on for weeks. So don't concern yourself about me Citizen, just make sure you leave your esky open and I will be there living off the fruits of your labor for months!
Chards!
You don't get it do you? Everyday is Christmas when you live your life free as a bird. Do you realize that at this time of the year I can pick up such bargains at the clothing bins? So many consumer fools are out there updating their running shorts and Gucci sunglasses. Last Christmas I got a great little transistor radio and the batteries lasted till Easter. People are so busy replacing "things" they don't get their true value out of their possessions.
I love this time of year actually, half finished bottles of beer at the Lake, not quite empty glasses of wine and spirits - it's like New Years Eve goes on for weeks. So don't concern yourself about me Citizen, just make sure you leave your esky open and I will be there living off the fruits of your labor for months!
Chards!