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Judge Charlene has a cracking wit and an intellect to match. She presided over important legal matters for many years offering her sage advice to both sides of the adversarial bench. She was a highly respected advocate for truth until… Now she lives by her wits and her home is the Territory where she free offers insight for those who are less fortunate then her. If you wish to seek her counsel please write to: You may be surprised at her guidance.
All answers are not meant as serious advice - simply satirical.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Any legal opinions, medical advice, relationship advice etc. are NOT to be taken seriously.
Question: What's a nice original gift I can buy for my mother - a woman who has everything?
Devoted Daughter
Devoted Daughter
Question: I love my mother but I can't stand to be around her. What shall I do?
Confused Son.
Confused Son.
Dear CS - Find a common ground - that will help break the silence. If that doesn't work then bake a cake with an apron on and nothing else. If that doesn't work pick out a nice plot and give her a map.
Answer: Dear DD - a will kit and some beer nuts - that should do the trick!
MOSMAN
What outrages me is Mosman and Mosman people. It stands for all the things I detest in people - snobbishness, pretentiousness, selfishness, a total lack of concern for the rest of the world. The sheer self-indulgence of the people who live there in their Tuscan villas, their colour co-ordinated gardens and their big fat 4-wheel drives. What do you need a 4-wheel drive for in Mosman, certainly not on Spit Road or Military Road, or at Balmoral Beach. Not too many unsealed roads in that area. You can't see round them, can't see past them and can't see over them. Just the thing for the carpark at the supermarket!
Daddy works in the city, the children go to the most expensive schools, Mummy plays mummies, has her hair and nails done and sips lattes or skinny chinos on the footpath of café society with the rest of her ilk. Work is a 4-letter word for her, God
What outrages me is Mosman and Mosman people. It stands for all the things I detest in people - snobbishness, pretentiousness, selfishness, a total lack of concern for the rest of the world. The sheer self-indulgence of the people who live there in their Tuscan villas, their colour co-ordinated gardens and their big fat 4-wheel drives. What do you need a 4-wheel drive for in Mosman, certainly not on Spit Road or Military Road, or at Balmoral Beach. Not too many unsealed roads in that area. You can't see round them, can't see past them and can't see over them. Just the thing for the carpark at the supermarket!
Daddy works in the city, the children go to the most expensive schools, Mummy plays mummies, has her hair and nails done and sips lattes or skinny chinos on the footpath of café society with the rest of her ilk. Work is a 4-letter word for her, God
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